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May 23 2018

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butchgoth:

this is like “is this a pigeon?” only 10x better

May 22 2018

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disgustinganimals:

pigeonaday:

Pigeon 215

Cleanse yourself of your sins.

May 21 2018

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hormel:

veryhappyturtle:

itrunsdoom:

Nah, it doesn’t run Doom. Not anymore.

(Image Credit: John Linneman)

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Are cows NOT domesticated farm animals in “Steven Universe?”

bluezirccn:

returntothesingularity:

In “Full Disclosure,” we see Steven swipe through the photos on his phone, and there’s this one of Steven and Connie at a restaurant. 

Notice the painting and the stuffed cow head. Stuffing and mounting an animal’s head is usually what you do with an animal that you’ve hunted and killed, not with domesticated farm animals that are slaughtered for their meat. 

And that painting is based on a real painting of Theodore Roosevelt, who was (among many other things) a big game hunter. 

And then there’s this line from Garnet in “Too Far:”

Are cows a wild animal that people hunt for sport in this universe?

You: White Diamond

Me, an intellectual: Steven Universe cow lore

deanky:

knuckleduster:

deanky:

life-is-rutile:

I only just realized that Pearl has built herself around layers of trauma, which is literally how pearls are created.

i fon’t remember pearl going through trauma unless you mean when that guy shook her hand and she said she was never going to wash it again and then bubble buddy touched it and washer it off?

splatoon

oh

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d a ghost on a motorcycle. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

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May 20 2018

setheverman:

toytowns:

setheverman:

what’s the mood? huh? what is the fucking mood?????? TELL ME BITCH

it’s LOVE

damn right

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

so apparently when my grandfather sleep talks he turns into a human numbers station because he’s chanting numbers very urgently and i feel like i’m on the verge of making contact with something not of this world

“seven… seven… seven… SEVEN… seven… seven… eight on the five… SEVEN.. SEVEN… SEVEN…”

it seems he may be making a breakthrough

he just walked out wild-eyed “I NEED TO PUT A SIX ON A SEVEN. THE NUMBERS DON’T MATCH. They match an eight…”

…solitaire. he’s dreaming about solitaire.

warriorlesbian:

pineappleismahname:

warriorlesbian:

jr4cats:

warriorlesbian:

ablesisters:

warriorlesbian:

She’s Beautiful.

who

Girls.

That’s gramatically wrong

Am I supposed to take advice from someone who couldn’t even spell grammatically correctly? You fool. You absolute coward. I will take your bones.

Everyone is beautiful.

Only Girls.

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averagefairy:

me talking to myself in the back room at work

fuckshitavenue:

flannelsandjeans:

flannelsandjeans:

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

kramergate:

kramergate:

kramergate:

if you weren’t part of the select group who grew up watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force at 1 AM during the summer when you were 13 I don’t think you could… watch it ever

I’m not saying you wouldn’t get the humor, I mean like, you would experience some form of culture shock and possibly have some kind of allergic reaction… you need to be immersed in ATHF slowly when you’re young

every single person that was immersed in ATHF culture as a young teen has at least one thing they held onto from the show that is absolutely complete garbage gibberish but they can’t flush it from their mind

these are the things people like me are plagued by every waking moment

May 19 2018

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kingdomheartsoflight:

chantosakura:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

prop hunt

The Bethesda office

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Play fullscreen

oceankin:

transjemder:

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

he did that!

wonderweird:

thetabirb:

So I went into a toys r us that’s going out of business to look for cheap vidya games the other day and

Uh…

They’re just… all Revali

None of the other champions and you can see how few other amiibo are left in the left side of the first image

I did the math and there’s almost TWO HUNDRED fuckin Revalis there

Someone has done a Mistake.

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