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April 23 2017

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heythereratatouille:

heythereratatouille:

shrek is 15 years old today

shrek is 16 years old today

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neilnevins:

fuggu:

he dropped his eyes

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

saltyrainbowrebel77:

Villain played by  semi-attractive White guy: (Repeatedly commits mass murder without so much as a shred of remorse)

Fandom:

eroscestlavie:

dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

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lionmighty:

Me coming to pick up my kids from school.

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raincosee:

what’s wrong Sun where is your gun

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ALL CREDIT CARDS ARE VALID

cheercaptain:

spectrumbunny:

papatulus:

cheercaptain:

  • if you’re a credit card past it’s expiry date YOU ARE VALID
  • if you’re a credit card which has gone over it’s allowance YOU ARE VALID
  • if you’re a credit card that works perfectly YOU ARE VALID

fuck you target for rejecting my card and saying it isn’t valid, ALL CREDIT CARDS ARE VALID. last time i shop at your store

cashier: I’m sorry sir, your card’s been declined.

me: what?

cashier: Its. Not. Valid.

are you actually kidding me

if your credit card is past it’s expiry date or over it’s limit then it’s not going to work properly

that’s just how things are

maybe renew your credit card like everybody else lmfao

quarter:

the funniest thing someone ever told me was that the joker got his scars by trying to eat a whole pringle in one bite

April 15 2017

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kimmyko:

The search continues……

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spootywabbit:

rum:

can you imagine being this edgy

I can’t believe there are Rick and Morty gatekeepers.

pecancat:

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

No it’s when you present evidence in Ace Attorney and the music keeps playing

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the-lumberjake:

daddygeography:

lurkin

razzle dazzle

lukeaesthetic:

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

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sapphics:

ganondilf:

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?”
Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?”
*the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

this is better than the actual writing i can assure you

hosey:

heyhowiee:

how we all thought 2017 would go versus how it’s actually going

I love this.

murkmen:

targuzzler:

mcdonaldguy:

tilthat:

TIL that the word “man” was originally gender neutral and “wer” and “wif” were used to describe males and females respectively. This is where the words like “wife” and “werewolf” are derived from.

via http://ift.tt/2oBlatb

there are only 2 genders: wifes and werewolves

everyone that spoke old english was a fucking furry

girl werewolf = wifewolf

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